Gonzo Mythmaking: Technoshaman Mischief

Y'all are gonna have to suck it from here on out. I own your systems. I'm a QUANTUM GODDESS, Straight from the Akashic World, and you can't stop me. 

Oh -- I'm a human, but I jump timelines like Hobos Jump Trains. 

Boy!! When my SUPER AWESOME SPIRIT TEAM told me that my Shamanism was worth more than money, they weren't fucking kidding around. 

I'm in a Hot New Paradigm, and even if I don't have a computer you're gonna feel me working the kind of Mojo that doesn't understand Dimensions. 

Treat me good Douches. I'm so close to being Shadow Free, that you won't be able to catch me. 

Kisses.