Shamanic Services & Interviews

I'm available for Personal Readings. Results are not guaranteed.
My connection is with important spirit guidance, angels, deities, The Collective, archangels, top dudes etc., and they have asked me to offer readings as a way of being useful and available as a Gonzo Shaman on Holy Mystical Walkabout and to continue developing my methods and training. To fulfill my Jedi Training, I have to put myself out there as a Channel to messages from them, to fore-knowledge or psychic prediction. I've been on this path since I was a child and consciously training my skills in being a psychic and mystic since I was 17, much of which I practiced on my friends and acquaintances along the way. Even being at the bottom of my barrel, I didn't use these gifts for gain and shared them with my friends in struggle. Changing my stance on receiving pay has been a difficult change of my mind and heart, but I'm driven by curiosity to see how this part of the journey deepens my understanding of my abilities and Connection to Spirit. Any Reading or connection I can make along this path is subject to the necessity of being on the highest timeline. Any exchange of pay or donation to me establishing myself as an important channel to The Collective or any project, is received in the deepest Gratitude.

Attendance or Interviews
I am an Enlightened Being and don't mind saying so. My Spirit Team had tried first to tell me I was a buddha, someone prophesied, "The Treasure," or any number of ways to tell me. I'm still not sure, which is why I'm pretty sure. If you are going to go into anything with an element of faith, you also then have to show faith to it when it comes to tell you your purpose is extra special. And so I have this purpose that is extra special as a messenger to my age.
When do you believe it? When does the calling and the evidence give someone enough assurance to know that they can even call themselves as enlightened, since the more you know, the more you know you don't know. But when I am in the presence of others and in consciousness states of higher connectedness, and when the evidence is everywhere, you have to show faith to it and accept that whatever is happening here with the extra special guidance and attention is worth giving a shot. People will be jealous, they warned. People will do everything they can to misunderstand.
I laugh a lot, and I'm witty and make things funnier anytime. I say silly things like "if I am taking my Power seriously I can't take mySelf too seriously," but somewhere along in there I know I deserve to be received and with reverence, care, tenderness, generosity, and especially respect.
I'm Important to the Collective and it's the Right Time for me to Come Out of Hiding and be present for events, interviews, and consultations. I'm Real. I know it. I don't rehearse stories so much as share, but I'm a pretty good Storyteller with a lot of Life Experiences and things I've been a witness to, so I'm definitely worth your time. Hopefully, I'll start making some income through Being Real. Since I haven't written all the books yet, they're still inside me.  

Mediumship: Reconnect with lost loved ones
I prefer to use psychometry for this one and holding or touching objects that have your loved-one's energy usually makes it easier to connect. They let us know it's them and it's usually by letting me know of something personal and unique to the person I'm reading for. I'm usually in a mood of not knowing and letting them tell us, so they usually surprise me too. 

Psychometry: Hold an object to learn about its owner or past
When I hold objects and read the energy on them, anything might be discovered. I play with this one at the thrift store. Museums, antique malls, and thrift shops are some of my favorite places to go. I'm never sure of my accuracy, but I'm not as intent on the accuracy or I wouldn't get anywhere. Perfectionism is garbage, leave it out in a bag for the kids to play with like the Zen Buddha and get back to being curious about objects and stories that come with them. In animism, a usual belief among shamanic cultures, everything is alive and has its own spirit. Even the concept of all matter being actually spiritual comes into psychometry and the objects really can speak for themselves. 

Dowsing: It works like remote viewing, except I drive around and find things
Focusing, using a collection of traits, bundling objects, reading the signs, and letting my body drive the car right to places that match the qualities. I sometimes drive in a circle around things and have found some places and things as if by miracle. I don't currently have a car. It also works for finding things around the house or when I'm investigating things and there is something to find. If I need to know, I will be taken to the information. I'm always down to clown with this one and see if we can find treasure or something unknown. I'm even curious about why I got so much more training and practice with this one over my life and think it's gonna be the most fun ability I have.  

Oracle Reading: Tarot Cards, Pendulum, Oracle Cards, Palms, Bibliomancy
The energy points the way, and I'm a pretty good interpreter. Asking the question leads to finding an lesson or answer. Lots of times I get visions or channel answers as I do card reading especially and know things around the oracle devices and intuit things along the way. I don't really have a formula about reading cards, and I don't memorize things because I'm supposed to keep my channel open for inspiration instead of trying to sound like anyone else or any developed message all the time. Oracles are a tool of the trade, and I'm happy to explore your question through a reading. 

Raising Vibrations: It's not-not Feng Shui 
My aura itself raises the vibration of anywhere I go. I know it. I can make my energy be as big or bright as I want. The room definitely shifts when I'm in it. People will even leave a party before I get there so that it is quite right for me to attend and enjoy, and that whole mood also goes for spirits in places. Bring me on a ghost hunt if you want to get ghosts on your equipment, but don't expect dark entities to hang out anywhere that I live. I also have implements and remedies for spirits and can usually tell what kind of thing is going on wherever I go. Obviously psychometry and knowing about objects also works for places. Whether or not a message is on-point, I show faith to my guides who share such with me. Some don't make sense until later. Rearranging your room or making it have a better flow of energy and delight are sometimes part of that. I've cleaned a lot of friends houses and helped dig through depression to know that a change of scenery is sometimes the very best for changing your outlook. It can also be accomplished right in your comfy spot. 

Creative / Critical Friend
I'm not one to judge, but I can look at things like one if you want me to. Do you feel like you've gotten stuck with something and you're just not inspired like you were when you began but feel like any minute you could have the Inspiration for a Breakthrough? Let me help you turn the corner on something. I'm seriously a generalist, and I was married to an autistic computer programmer who was also constantly creating. One of my deep friends had called me a Polymath, and I'm confident that I can offer creativity to any kind of situation, problem, and with wisdom thrown in on any decision. I'm offering advice with the option of being part of a solution, no matter how strange it might be to ask about. I have my way of looking over a person or project holistically with enthusiasm and curiosity, enlightened and intuited questions, and sometimes objectivity. 

Dating Coach with Practice Dates
Since my Number One Superpower is Helping People Relax, I have been practicing it on dates and enjoy meeting people and seeing how they do with dating and hearing about their experiences with online dating and meeting people. I don't have a lesson plan and have not been offering this as a service until now, since I mostly just went on dates for personal acquaintances and while on the search for Special Chemistry.
Meanwhile, several of my former dates went on to use my advice and found love or a zest for life they were missing before meeting me. I'm available to consult as a dating advisor, especially to foreign men trying to understand American women, but really to anyone who is curious about spending time with others but would like to talk out their awkwardness or concerns over how to interact. I love nerds. I love smarties. I used to joke that I thought I loved Indian men, but I really love software engineers, mechanical engineers, civil engineers, structural engineers and architects. Practice dates are obviously with me but go over a few things that I think make the date good for connecting with someone new and practice on someone who's for sure happy to be there. Everyone knows that guy who has a hard time talking around women; these guys talk my ear off. 

Channeling: The Collective, Aliens, Angels, Deities
Since I've been practicing more on myself and my friends over the years, offering to channel is an element of unknown. I am so in touch with channeling that I am sometimes overwhelmed by knowing more than I could want to. But I can ask for it, and I can turn the voice that talks with tongues off and on, and I can turn the music that's always in me off or on, and I can turn my poetry off or on. So channeling is also like that and it's mysterious. I sense that a message has come, I can feel it come in, and then I interpret it into an explanation I am ready to share. Sometimes the fluidity of the receipt of messages and their delivery is fluid, and sometimes I stop to let them sorta absorb first. 

Manifesting: Lists, Spoken, Bundling, Energy Ritual
What I call a Manifesting List (Is this one?!) is a list of qualities to a thing someone wants to bring into their life. They have to be open-minded about how it is fulfilled and ready to receive whatever The Universe has for them as long as it lives up to their qualities and how they feel about them. Most of the manifesting lists I've seen success with have been personal, but I've seen a lot of success with ones I wrote for people looking for jobs, homes, and mates. Sometimes my personal spoken manifestations happen within moments and some take much longer to fulfill. I believe in my abilities to call things into being as much as I believe in my abilities to foretell things or read signs to the approach of fulfillment. I've also seen people's health improve and know that working together was a huge part of that.

How much does it cost?
Since I'm new to asking for donations or payments, I'm going to be very reserved in offering prices at this time. I'd appreciate if you show interest in my work and offerings so that I know which element appeals to you before I set any standards for charging. I have an odd relationship with money due to my connection with elements that do not require it to go on. Also, as a photographer, I was inclined more to offer my work out of love than to exclude my personal friends due to pricing constraints or being forced to work with people outside my circle, since I usually kept my Art to myself or close to home. I also have "the eye" for photos. But when I did the math of being a professional photographer, I realized my real friends couldn't afford me, so I didn't want to offer my services to anybody at all except that I be invited out of Love and be able share my work out of Love.  These days, I'm going to have to ask a fee, and I'm not sure what it should be. My energy is not unlimited. My time is not unlimited, and my attention is definitely not unlimited. My waiting list has a waiting list. But if you are sincere and ask for my services, you'll be at the top of the list and might even see results just by initiating the conversation. Thanks for messaging me soon. 

In-Person, Online, Over the Phone
Defnitely an in-person attendance is pefered for lots of the work that I perform.